While the guy in me thinks that Overkage!Naru stories are awesome (really rich, can do whatever he wants, and has an enormous harem of nubile women throwing themselves at him? FUCK YES), my inner persona (the one who does my taxes and is made of congealed logic) is bashing his against the wall.

The ninja of the Narutoverse don't just have to complete their mission, they have to grandstand while their doing it, as it's good advertisement for their village. But it's not nearly effective as far at theatrics go. Sure, raising the temperature of your targets cranial fluid to flash-boil their brain for a bloodless and silent kill is a very efficient jutsu. That's why so many ninjutsu and genjutsu is flashy and loud. They are warriors, just like the the ones in the PC game. If they were real shinobi ('real' as in realistic, like in Ninja Scroll), then secrecy would be the name of the game, and having any titles outside what you selectively spread around to instill fear into your targets would be stupid at best, and suicidal at worst.īut Naruto ninja aren't true ninja.

Like the Kiri no Shinobigatana Nananin Shu (Seven Shinobi Swordsmen of the Mist), Kirigakure no Kijin (Demon of the Mist), and the Densetsu no Sannin (Legendary Three Ninja). Such as how some ninja, or groups of ninja, end up with nicknames, even when they aren't an actual organization. It even explains some of the odder things that really don't get elaborated upon. I always thought that the EC was something like that, where the Kage is the dictator/CEO, the shinobi are the warriors, and the civilians are the company employees who produce the goods needed, like weapons, armor, food, energy, and housing. Like a shoe company cutting a sponsorship deal with an athlete to wear their shoes, and only their shoes. Then the companies started sponsoring warriors with the best weapons and tech that they could provide, on the condition that they wear the companies insignia on their armor to act as an advertisement. Soon, corporations sprang up to capitalize off of the money to be made in manufacturing goods. I can't remember what it was called, but the story was centered around a world war that went on for so long, that after awhile, people actually forgot what they were fighting about. There was a FPS just like this awhile back on the PC. Click to expand.Going to have to disagree with you on this one, Pirazy.

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